Read this article this morning and found it to be hilarious. Apart from working hard at work, you also need to work hard at getting fired! For those having problems in quiting their jobs or writing the resignation letter, try this: 1) Arrive late for work - Being on time is for wimps. 2) Don't forget the coffee - No not for your boss -- for yourself! You're already late so why not stop for a cup of coffee on the way to work? 3) Eat at your desk - I mean your breakfast and not your lunch silly. Why would you want to work through lunch anyway? 4) Take a long lunch - An hour for lunch? Are they nuts? That can't possibly be enough time to get together with an old friend and run a few more errands. 5) Have a drink during lunch- Of course we don't mean coffe or tea! 6) Make personal phone calls - If you can't make your phone calls from the office, when else will you find the time? 7) Download, download, download... Office connection is much faster at work than on your home pc. And besides, there are some things you wouldn't want your significant other to see. 8) Don't ever go beyond your job description - Even when a project is down to the wire and your help is desperately needed, just remember: "It's not your job." 9) Leave work early Who made that five o'clock rule anyway? If you leave 15 minutes early think of how much you can get done before dinner. 10) Party hardy - It's not partying if you leave in a hurry like Cinderella. Don't worry — you can sleep late tomorrow. After all, you do plan to get to work late, don't you?
Proverbs 31
A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. Her husband has full confidence in her and lacks nothing of value. She bring him good, not harm, all the days of her life.
She selects wool and flax and works with eager hands. She is like the merchant ships, bringing her food from afar. She gets up while it is still dark; she provides food for her family and portions for her servant girls.
She considers a field and buys it; out of her earnings she plants a vineyard. She sets about her work vigorously; her arms are strong for her tasks. She sees that her trading is profitable, and her lamp does not go out at night.
In her hand she holds the distaff and grasps the spindle with her fingers. She opens her arms to the poor and extends her hands to the needy. When it snows, she has no fear for her household; for all of them are clothed in scarlet.
She makes covering for her bed; she is clothed in fine linen and purple. Her husband is respected at the city gate, where he takes his seat among the elders of the land.
She makes linen garments and sell them, and supplies the merchants with sashes. She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come.
She speaks with wisdom, and faithful instruction is on her tongue. She watches over the affairs of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness.
Her children arise and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."
Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised. Give her the reward she has earned, and let her works bring her praises at the city gate.
She selects wool and flax and works with eager hands. She is like the merchant ships, bringing her food from afar. She gets up while it is still dark; she provides food for her family and portions for her servant girls.
She considers a field and buys it; out of her earnings she plants a vineyard. She sets about her work vigorously; her arms are strong for her tasks. She sees that her trading is profitable, and her lamp does not go out at night.
In her hand she holds the distaff and grasps the spindle with her fingers. She opens her arms to the poor and extends her hands to the needy. When it snows, she has no fear for her household; for all of them are clothed in scarlet.
She makes covering for her bed; she is clothed in fine linen and purple. Her husband is respected at the city gate, where he takes his seat among the elders of the land.
She makes linen garments and sell them, and supplies the merchants with sashes. She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come.
She speaks with wisdom, and faithful instruction is on her tongue. She watches over the affairs of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness.
Her children arise and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."
Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised. Give her the reward she has earned, and let her works bring her praises at the city gate.
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